I can’t help it. I really can’t.
When I go into a grocery store and I put an avocado in my cart,
I think “Ohmigoshwhatif someonecomesoverandwantschips too?” And so I go
and buy chips. Two kinds. Because what if a friend has a craving for
blue corn instead of yellow? G-d forbid I should not have blue corn
tortilla chips in the house. That’s thought one.
Thought two is more like “hmm, never heard of that before. Maybe it would add a nice kick to stir-fry.” And so I put the odd looking, non-English labeled jar into the cart, too.

Since I photograph at least 50% of what I cook and bake, just in
case I might someday wish to write about it and preserve an ephemeral
cupcake or casserole for posterity, my camera is always where I can
easily find it. Today, however, my camera was at a Minor League
baseball game with Sam, after a prolonged series of
“pleaspleasepleasei’llbe caaaaaaaaareful!” attacks wore me out. It
didn’t occur to me until after we had eaten what I considered to be an
interesting lunch that I could have photographed it using my phone – I
just scrapped the whole project when I remembered that my camera was on
walkabout among a herd of sugar-addled sixth graders.
We're not sure who makes these decisions...
Ask any New Orleanian where to get the best po-boy in the city and
almost every single one will tell you to go to a different place.
Po-Boy restaurants are as much a part of personal identity as the
neighborhood you grew up in – like a family heirloom, po-boy preference
is often handed down from generation to generation. And while die-hard
patrons of Parasol's refuse that anywhere else makes as good of a roast
beef po-boy, those who are loyal to Mother's will tell you that their
roast beef debris simply can't be beat. And who could forget Ye Olde
College Inn – a New Orleans staple.
I don't know if Mae West ever ate a Cobb Salad, but I bet she would
have loved it. After all, she was the one who said "too much of a good
thing is wonderful". A Cobb Salad begins with a bed of Romaine lettuce,
think of it as your basic crunchy blank canvas.
Resting on the greens are strips of toppings – luscious chunks of
avocado, juicy fresh tomato, crumbles of rich blue cheese, hard boiled
eggs and chunks of chicken breast. Frankly I've always found the
chicken to be superfluous, but maybe that's just me.